{"id":508,"date":"2018-09-05T14:29:33","date_gmt":"2018-09-05T11:29:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/?p=508"},"modified":"2023-01-07T18:03:05","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T16:03:05","slug":"dogs-funeral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/?p=508&lang=en","title":{"rendered":"Dog&#8217;s Funeral"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull is-light\"><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim\"><\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"825\" src=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus.jpg\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-768x528.jpg 768w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-1024x704.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<h6><a href=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-52\" src=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-300x206.jpg\" alt=\"matus\" width=\"300\" height=\"206\" srcset=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-300x206.jpg 300w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-768x528.jpg 768w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus-1024x704.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2016\/09\/matus.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Dog&#8217;s Funeral<\/h6>\n<p>There was a woman who befriended my grandma while they were walking their \u00a0dogs. One day she phoned us, quite beside herself, and I went to see what was wrong. It was quite a scene at her place: her dog had gotten killed by a car, her son was waving the corpse about and screaming, blood flying everywhere, then the mother fainted and we called an ambulance for her.<br \/>When things had calmed down, we went to bury the dog in a nearby patch of trees, in a solemn 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