{"id":1378,"date":"2019-08-07T16:17:09","date_gmt":"2019-08-07T13:17:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/?p=1378"},"modified":"2023-01-07T17:57:26","modified_gmt":"2023-01-07T15:57:26","slug":"if-a-girl-says-yes-then-she-is-not-a-girl","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/?p=1378&lang=en","title":{"rendered":"If a Girl Says Yes, Then She Is Not a Girl"},"content":{"rendered":"\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-cover alignfull is-light\"><span aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"wp-block-cover__background has-background-dim\"><\/span><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1200\" height=\"785\" src=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi.jpg\" class=\"wp-block-cover__image-background wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" data-object-fit=\"cover\" srcset=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-768x502.jpg 768w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-1024x670.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1200px) 100vw, 1200px\" \/><div class=\"wp-block-cover__inner-container is-layout-flow wp-block-cover-is-layout-flow\">\n<p><b><a href=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1376\" src=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-300x196.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"196\" srcset=\"https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-300x196.jpg 300w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-768x502.jpg 768w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi-1024x670.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/merlekannus.raplakunst.eu\/wp-content\/uploads\/sites\/13\/2019\/09\/polegi.jpg 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>If a Girl Says Yes, Then She Is Not a Girl<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Camping by Lake Karuj\u00e4rv, in Saaremaa. A boy had gotten his hands on a classmate\u2019s autograph album and was reading some \u201cgrains of wisdom\u201d from it aloud. One of them went like this:<\/p>\n<p>If a girl says No, it means Maybe.<\/p>\n<p>If a girl says Maybe, it means Yes.<\/p>\n<p>If a girl says Yes, then she is not a girl.<\/p>\n<\/div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":1376,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_uag_custom_page_level_css":"","site-sidebar-layout":"default","site-content-layout":"","ast-site-content-layout":"default","site-content-style":"default","site-sidebar-style":"default","ast-global-header-display":"","ast-banner-title-visibility":"","ast-main-header-display":"","ast-hfb-above-header-display":"","ast-hfb-below-header-display":"","ast-hfb-mobile-header-display":"","site-post-title":"","ast-breadcrumbs-content":"","ast-featured-img":"","footer-sml-layout":"","ast-disable-related-posts":"","theme-transparent-header-meta":"","adv-header-id-meta":"","stick-header-meta":"","header-above-stick-meta":"","header-main-stick-meta":"","header-below-stick-meta":"","astra-migrate-meta-layouts":"default","ast-page-background-enabled":"default","ast-page-background-meta":{"desktop":{"background-color":"var(--ast-global-color-4)","background-image":"","background-repeat":"repeat","background-position":"center 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