If a Girl Says Yes, Then She Is Not a Girl

Camping by Lake Karujärv, in Saaremaa. A boy had gotten his hands on a classmate’s autograph album and was reading some “grains of wisdom” from it aloud. One of them went like this:

If a girl says No, it means Maybe.

If a girl says Maybe, it means Yes.

If a girl says Yes, then she is not a girl.